- You can spend too much time in bed (or on the couch--it's all the same thing!). My neck and shoulders hurt from laying down too much.
- Even though you're only supposed to take Ibuprofen every eight hours, it only works for six.
- Kids really stink at givng neck rubs. (They're cute trying, but when your sick, you're not looking for cute!)
- They can't go grocery shopping, and somehow you always get sick when the groceries are low.
- You can get stinky doing nothing.
- If you sleep all day, it's hard to sleep at night--even when you're sick.
- When you need help, people really can't read your mind. (Figured if I was married, I'd be blaming my husband for that; instead I was blaming the rest of the world!)
- While I work hard to get my kids well when they're sick, I think they are deliberately trying to keep me down. After all, it's like a holiday. Hmmmm. . . maybe I need to make them work really hard tomorrow!
- My family targets holidays and holiday weekends for crises!
- Chicken soup, applesauce, and toast are comforting even when you don't have a stomach bug. (Mine is just fever, aches, congestion, and sore throat . . . and I'm thankin' the Lord for that!)
- God's plan is VERY different than mine!
Ok, I'm whining. I'm going back to bed. (Ouch!)
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