Things a Boy's Mom Never Thought She'd Say

• "Just put those socks and shoes on so no one will see the dirt!"


• "Just how long has that lizard been in your pocket?"


• "Did the label on that shampoo you used say it should smell like sweaty boy?"


• "OK, we'll take a shower with the garden hose outside tonight. (At least I know he gets clean!)


• "No, Cheetoes are not a vegetable."


• "Why are there 35 socks under your bed? Why don't any of them match?"


• "What do we hit with bats?" (OK, he knew this at TWO!!! The answer has not changed to brothers!)


• "Hey, that shower curtain is not there for you to wrap up in!"


• "Why did you tie Batman to the stove?"


• "No, fish cannot drive Matchbox cars!


• "How did your fist accidently punch him?"