Monday, December 12, 2005

Why Boys Have Best Friends

  • So they have someone to try to beat in . . . (fill in the blank: chess, baseball, racing for the front seat of the car, whatever!)

  • So they have someone to sword fight with.

  • So they have someone to beat up.

  • So they have someone to express those two burning sentences to.

  • So they have someone by whom to be beat.

  • So they have someone to wrestle with . . . and then beat up.

  • So they have someone to be with who doesn't want to always talk.

  • So they have someone by whom to be beat up.

  • So they have someone with just the tool that they need.

  • So they have someone to play "I'm the best . . ." with.

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